Posts Tagged as ‘politics’

11/01/2008

Easily Distracted

I’d like to take a few minutes to talk about the serious issue of the fiscal crisis in the United States. I’d like to, but I’m easily distracted so before I really got going I’d probably wind up talking about something entirely … hey! Do I smell pizza?
You see what I mean?
Years of excessive mental [...]

03/03/2008

Spin Control

I pity the Presidential candidates. It’s not easy being them.
For starters, they live on the road twenty-four-seven. A life of travel sounds exciting until you realize that most of the time they are ending up in desolate, barely civilized places like East Armpit, New Jersey, Rattlesnake Acres, Nevada, and Kansas City. (Special [...]