Organizationally Challenged

The subject of today’s essay is … ummm … bear with me … I have some notes here somewhere … just let me … no, not there … maybe over here? Nope, that’s a recipe for Haggis; must remember to try that someday. I need to add sheep’s stomach to my shopping list which is [...]

She Knows All

I always believed in long engagements.  Until I had an actual, living, breathing fiancé of my own.  At that point if it had been possible, the wedding would have taken place before the actual proposal.  I wanted to seal the deal before she discovered my failings and inadequacies.
You guys know exactly which deficiency I’m talking [...]