Posts Tagged as ‘management’

12/13/2008

That’s No Excuse

 
There was a time in this country when having an MBA meant something. It was the symbol of an accomplished business leader, a mark of distinction, a sign that said, “this person was willing to spend tens of thousands of dollars and hours in pursuit of a piece of parchment.” Everybody wanted one [...]

08/30/2008

The Problems of Evil

I wish I were an evil genius.
My wife says I don’t qualify … on either count. Which is exactly the kind of snippy comment I wouldn’t have to tolerate if I were an evil genius.
Take a look at a really good, top-level evil genius like Goldfinger or Dr. Drakken or that guy who invented [...]

08/04/2007

Mission Briefing

Your mission – and you don’t have any choice about accepting it – is to go under deep cover and penetrate one of the most ruthless, politically charged environments in the world today … a typical American Business Office.  Should you succeed in infiltrating this complex and frequently chaotic organization, your objective is to accomplish [...]

05/02/2007

Annual Report

Take a new job at any company in America — from stock boy at a ‘Mom and Pop’ grocery store to janitor for the CIA’s Division of Double Secret Incarcerations — and I guarantee that within a day you’ll hear two things from your  employer.  First, someone will say you’ve joined “a fast-paced team environment.”  [...]

11/05/2006

Business Writing

From what I can see there are two ways to become insanely wealthy as a writer; pen a best-selling novel or publish a business advice book.
These days most best-selling novels deal with globe-and-time-spanning conspiracies, or dueling magicians, or failing marriages, or dueling marriages and failing conspiracies, or failing magicians and dueling conspiracies. I don’t think [...]